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Gaius/Quotes (Awakening)

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Event tile and Barracks event quotes

I don't care what they say-taking candy from a baby is not very easy at all.
— Gaius, when gaining experience from an event tile or in the Barracks.
I snuck in some practice, but I could use a sugar boost in a big bad way.
— Gaius, when gaining weapon experience from an event tile.
What's this? Candy? Not candy?
— Gaius, when finding an item in an event tile or in the Barracks.
A little sugar has really got my brain spinning again, and I got energy to spare!
— Gaius, when getting a surge in the Barracks.
No... No! That pastry I pilfered got all crumbled in my pocket!
— Gaius, when failing to get a reward in the Barracks.

Barracks greeting quotes

Good morning, Robin. You here for snack time?
— Gaius, during the morning.
Hello, Robin. You, uh...know where the snacks are?
— Gaius, during the afternoon.
Evening, Robin. You think the five-second rule applies to sweets?
— Gaius, during the evening.
Robin, it's late. No more snacking until tomorrow.
— Gaius, at night.
Happy birthday, Robin. ...Can I have a piece of cake?
— Gaius, on Robin's birthday.
Hello, Robin. Had your morning dose of sugar yet?
— Gaius, during the morning if married to Robin.
Hello, Robin. When's snack time? It's now, right?
— Gaius, during the afternoon if married to Robin.
Hello, Robin. You should see the sweet goods I scored.
— Gaius, during the evening if married to Robin.
Hello, Robin. Don't forget your bedtime snack.
— Gaius, at night if married to Robin.

Event tile and Barracks conversation quotes

General quotes

Why so happy? Did you score some cakes? Maybe a box of cookies?
— Gaius, when asking a question about mood
Nope. I always smile when I'm chewing. Hey, you want some of these bonbons?
— Gaius, when answering a question about mood
So, what do you do in your sparetime? Could you go on a cookie run for me?
— Gaius, when asking a question about hobby
I gather honey in the forest. Wanna see my bee stings?
— Gaius, when answering a question about hobby
Say, you got any big dreams?
— Gaius, when asking a question about dreams
I drew up the blue print to a gingerbread house once. ...Did I just say that out loud?
— Gaius, when answering a question about dreams
If I give you a cookie, can we team up during the coming battle?
— Gaius, when asking a question about fighting together
Sure. Just promise you'll reward me in gold...or better yet, snacks!
— Gaius, when answering a question about fighting together

Quotes specifically with a lover

I love you more than pudding, <lover>. There, I said it.
— Gaius, his "I love you" quote
That's sweet of you to say. And I like sweet. Guess I picked the right lady!
— Gaius, responding to his lover's "I love you" quote
<Lover>, you're as cute as a bonbon. Even the fancy kind!
— Gaius, his "You're beautiful" quote
You're not the first to fall for me, but you're the only one I've cared about back.
— Gaius, responding to his lover's "You're beautiful" quote
You're safe with me, <lover>. I won't ever let anything happen to you.
— Gaius, asking his lover not to leave him
Don't worry about me. I'll find a way to keep breathing just as long as you need me.
— Gaius, answering his lover when asked not to leave her
Whatcha got there, <lover>? Is it dessert? Don't hold out on me.
— Gaius, when offering his lover a gift
Ah, damn. So much for keeping it a secret. Here. I, uh, baked this for you yesterday.
— Gaius, when his lover offers a gift

Quotes specifically with a child

<Child>, what were the confection... Er, conditions like in the future?
— Gaius, when asking a question about a child's life in the future
Wanna hear about my past? That'll cost ya some... Oh, you brought cookies! You take after your old man. Mmm... *crunch* Wow. These are so good, I might just talk to you for free next time!
— Gaius, when answering a child's question about his/her life
Everything all right, <child>? If you're tired, eat something sweet.
— Gaius, asking a child if he/she is ill
Nah, you're imagining it. Anyway, nothing a freshly baked pie won't fix!
— Gaius, answering a child asking if he/she is ill
Need anything, <child>? Your pop's got a knack for wish fulfillment.
— Gaius, when offering his child a gift
Well, why not bake me something sweet? You can bake, right? ...RIGHT?
— Gaius, when his child offers a gift
Let's spar, <child>. If you sting like a bee, I'll teach ya how to collect honey.
— Gaius, when asking a child to train
As long as we get to have cupcakes after, I'm game.
— Gaius, when a child asks to train

Paired battle quotes

After you.
— Gaius
You doing this?
— Gaius
Let's go!
— Gaius
Hang in there.
— Gaius
I'm feeling this one.
— Gaius
Right then.
— Gaius
Ok! Ok!
— Gaius
I gotcha!
— Gaius
Wow. Fun.
— Gaius
Do we have to?
— Gaius
Guess who!
— Gaius, performing a Dual Strike.
Where's your flavor?
— Gaius, performing a Dual Strike.
Who wants seconds!?
— Gaius, performing a Dual Strike.
Lunch time!
— Gaius, performing a Dual Strike.
Just for you!
— Gaius, performing a Dual Strike.
— Gaius, performing a Dual Guard.
So close!
— Gaius, performing a Dual Guard.
— Gaius, if his partner defeated the enemy.
My thanks.
— Gaius, if his partner defeated the enemy.

Critical quotes

Like candy from a baby!
— Gaius
What a cupcake!
— Gaius
So long, sucker!
— Gaius
Piece of cake!
— Gaius

Level up quotes

Ugh. That was bland.
— Gaius, when one or no stats grow in a Level Up.
— Gaius, when two or three stats grow in a Level Up.
A little sugar in my tank, and watch out!
— Gaius, when four or five stats grow in a Level Up.
Someone should reward me for this!
— Gaius, when six or more stats grow in a Level Up.
I've climbed this ladder to the topmost rung.
— Gaius, when his stats are mostly capped and one or no stats grow in a Level Up.

Class Change quote

I'll wear any pockets... as long as you line 'em.
— Gaius, when changing class.

Shop quotes

Is this the sweet shop? ...Hey, you lied to me!
— Gaius, when buying items at a shop.
I demand 10% of the take for, uh, sugary diversions.
— Gaius, when selling items at a shop.
You can use an anvil, sure. But can you use an oven?
— Gaius, when forging weapons at a shop.

Defeat quotes

— Gaius' defeat voice clip
Nngh... Damn and double damn... I hate when things...go sour...
— Gaius' death quote before recruitment in Chapter 6
Didn't see...that coming... No more...sweets for me...
— Gaius' death quote in Classic Mode
Crivens. Got careless and paid the price. Time to beat feet outta here...
— Gaius' retreat quote in Casual Mode

Battle quotes

Victory quotes

— Gaius
That was tasty.
— Gaius

Endgame: Grima quotes

Up and at 'em, Robin! One dragon oughta be a piece of cake!
— Gaius
If Robin's anythin' like me, [he/she] won't check out just 'cause a job is done. Gotta collect on all the sweet rewards, right?
— Gaius, if Robin sacrifices him/herself to kill Grima.
And so ends another contract. ...Sweet, sweet victory.
— Gaius, if Chrom lands the final blow on Grima.
I still have a few sweet rewards left for you, my love. Don't go running away just yet.
— Gaius, if Chrom lands the final blow on Grima, and if he is married to Robin.

Against Etzel in Lost Bloodlines 2

Etzel: Oh, are we fighting? I was content with just observing, but we can take this up a notch.
Gaius: Sorry, pal. Work is work.

Against Etzel in Lost Bloodlines 3

Etzel: Whoever you are, you'll have to forgive me for keeping myself alive.
Gaius: Hey, work is work.
Etzel: Precisely!

Against Eirika in Smash Brethren 2

Eirika: Please don't make me fight a battle I'm unsure of. Leave. If you could just leave, I could...
Gaius: Cakes. Cookies. Snacks. That's the price of making Gaius go bye-us.
Eirika: Really?! In that case, I think I have some right—
Gaius: Woah, woah! I was kidding! Do I look that easy to buy off? I like my sweets, but this is one battle I can't back out of.

Against Eirika in Smash Brethren 3

Eirika: I ask you now: leave. I would do anything for this fighting to stop.
Gaius: "Anything," huh?
Eirika: Yes! Just name it.
Gaius: ...Nah. I can't take advantage of such an easy mark. Look, the truth is, we have to defeat you. End of story. Sorry.

Against Seliph in Rogues & Redeemers 2

Gaius: Ugh. This guy looks like a handful...
Seliph: Then spare yourself the trouble and return whence you came.
Gaius: Sorry, but neither one of us is leaving until we trade some bruises.

Against Seliph in Rogues & Redeemers 3

Seliph: Will nothing convince you to leave our world?
Gaius: That depends. How well can you play dead?
Seliph: Alas, not my strong suit.

DLC battle quotes

*Sigh* Beaten at my own game of thievery. I'll never live this down... And why'd you have to go and take my sweets, too? Take my gold, but leave the sugary stuff alone, damn you!
— Gaius, in The Golden Gaffe.
Just between you and me? I've robbed a village or two myself, before... I totally get where you're coming from. Er, except for the whole veggies thing. Unfortunately, these guys are paying me to have a double standard. Tough luck!
— Gaius, in EXPonential Growth.
This can't be any ordinary treasure if they've posted thirty-six guards. Mmm... Maybe it's a muffin with a gold leaf on the top. Or wait! A cake studded with rainbow jewels! ...EDIBLE rainbow jewels! Oh, gods, let me at it!
— Gaius, in Infinite Regalia.
Crivens, this joint sure is gruesome... I've sat in jails more savory than this. And the smell of blood... Well, don't worry, pal. I'll put you out of your misery once and for all.
— Gaius, in Death's Embrace.
C'mon, did you really need to materialize in a lava field? You've caused all my sweets to melt! This stuff isn't cheap, you know. My gingersnaps cry for blood!
— Gaius, in Five-Anna Firefight.
You probably read the roster, right? Tell me everything you know. Do we have any talented cake chefs? Any secret heirs to a cookie fortune? Talk, damn you! These are things I must know!
— Gaius, in Roster Rescue.
Hey, if you're gonna pick a spot to plunder, you could do much worse... You've got sun, surf...all that lip-smacking fruit ripe for the plucking... ...Wait, what am I saying? I think the heat here is starting to get to me...
— Gaius, in Summer Scramble.
So this is a hot spring, huh? Always wanted to case one of these. I bet they've got a whole bevy of candies and cakes for souvenirs. Hear that? You're cutting into my taste-testing time. Time to die.
— Gaius, in Hot-Spring Scramble.