Dice/Conversations

The following text is an unofficial translation by fans. There may be stylistic differences with official sources and other unofficial translations.

This page contains all of Dice's paired base conversations.

Dice and Kris

First conversation

Dice: Alright, lessee! Gah, heads.
Kris: Sir Dice.
Dice: Oh, yer, if I remember... Kris, wazzit?
Kris: Yeah. What are you doing with that coin?
(If Kris is male)
Dice: Oh, this...? This is a coin used for gambling. It was made specially so it'll land on heads more often. Well, ain't this perfect. Hey Kris, wanna try yer luck?
Kris: You've gotten me intrigued. I'll try it once, and only once.
Dice: Ooh, confidence! I like that. Alright... here we go! So, what's yer bet!?
Kris: Let's see,ed I'll go with tails.
Dice: Oh, that makes me heads then. ...Lessee!
Kris: ...Damn, heads.
Dice: Heh heh, didn't I tell you...? This coin lands on heads more often.
Kris: Indeed. ...Well, it seems I have no talent for gambling. If you'll excuse me, I'll take my leave.
Dice: Wha... Hang on. Yer quitting already? Let's play again, c'mon!
Kris: ...I'm sure I told you I would only try it once.
(If Kris is female)
Dice: Oh, this...? This is a coin used for gambling. It was made specially so it'll land on heads more often. Well, ain't this perfect. Hey Kris, how about a little bet?
Kris: Eh? I'm sorry, but I don't touch gambling.
Dice: Well, well! Somebody's uptight. C'mon, just this once, alright? Here goes...! There! So, what's yer bet!?
Kris: You give me no choice, huh? Fine, I'll be heads.
Dice: Alright, then that makes me tails. ...Lessee!
Kris: Heads, right?
Dice: Yeah, you win.
Kris: Good, now if you'll excuse me.
Dice: W-wait! Just one more time, please!
Kris: ...I thought you said "just this once"?

Second conversation

Dice: Hey, Kris!
(If Kris is male)
Kris: Sir Dice. Do you need me for something?
(If Kris is female)
Kris: ...Sir Dice. What's the occasion?

Dice: C'mon! Gamble with me, please! Just once more would be enough!
(If Kris is male)
Kris: Sorry, but I refuse. By the way, you've been challenging me again and again ever since then.
(If Kris is female)
Kris: I refuse. By the way, you've been challenging me again and again ever since then.

Dice: Huh? I have? Well, this'll really be the last time, I swear! C'mon I'm begging ya!
(If Kris is male)
Kris: ...Sir Dice, you only think about gambling. And because of that, you bring trouble to those around you.
(If Kris is female)
Kris: Listen to me, Sir Dice. You only think about gambling... And I'm sure it must have brought nothing but trouble to your daughter.

Dice: Oh? Are you trying to gimme a sermon?
(If Kris is male)
Kris: No, I had no such intention...
(If Kris is female)
Kris: No, not quite.

Dice: Good, 'cause you're gambling on yer prince too, aren't ya?
(If Kris is male)
Kris: Wha, what are you talking about, Sir Dice...? There's no way Prince Marth could lose. So, it's different from gambling. I'd appreciate it if you didn't group this and that together.
(If Kris is female)
Kris: Hmph. Is that your answer...? There's no way Prince Marth could lose. So, it's different from gambling. I'd appreciate it if you didn't group this and that together.

Dice: What? Aren't they the same? First, you make yer move, and yer prepared to die if yer wrong. You only realize the results later.
Kris: ...
Dice: So, in yer case... Do you see now? You analyze yer chances of defeat together with the prince, and then subtract them beforehand. The rest is up to the prince. Am I right?
Kris: Well, you could say that.
Dice: So, you see, gambling is all...
Kris: I'm not falling for that.
Dice: Gah, didn't quite work, huh?

Third conversation

Kris: Sir Dice.
Dice: Oh, if it ain't Kris. It's rare to see you calling after me.
(If Kris is male)
Kris: Yes, indeed.
(If Kris is female)
Kris: Indeed.

Dice: So, does that mean you've finally awakened to the glorious beauty of gambling?
(If Kris is male)
Kris: No, I wouldn't go that far.
(If Kris is female)
Kris: Not quite.

Dice: What... Yer so boring. Then, what're you here for?
(If Kris is male)
Kris: There's something I'd like to ask. About that item you used while gambling with me, Sir Dice... If I understand correctly, it was putting you at a definite disadvantage.
(If Kris is female)
Kris: I have a question to ask you. About that item you used while gambling with me, Sir Dice... If I understand correctly, it was putting you at a definite disadvantage.

Dice: Oh, that.
Kris: Why would you do such a thing?
Dice: No reason.
Kris: Then, you wanted to lose on purpose?
Dice: ...Lemme tell yer, when yer gambling, the numbers on the dice don't really matter.
(If Kris is male)
Kris: Come again?
(If Kris is female)
Kris: Eh, what do you mean?

Dice: The important thing is just whether you can throw the dice or not when the time comes. Life doesn't give you the chance of using everything you've piled up with a bang, y'know.
Kris: That could be true.
Dice: By the way, I can feel that from yer prince. That's why I made a bet.
Kris: ...For Prince Marth to win.
Dice: But, sadly, all I can bet is my own body!
(If Kris is male)
Kris: The meaning behind your gambling... I think I get it now. However, it makes me afraid of sticking around you for too long...
(If Kris is female)
Kris: I think I get it now. However, it makes me afraid of sticking around you for too long...

Dice: What's wrong with ya, talking like I'm a symbol of misfortune or summit?
(If Kris is male)
Kris: Sorry, I was joking.
(If Kris is female)
Kris: Tee hee, I'm sorry.

Dice: Alright! Then, let's have a game to cheer up!
(If Kris is male)
Kris: Yes, I accept your challenge!
(If Kris is female)
Kris: What if I said no?
Dice: Damn, didn't work, huh?

Dice and Malice

First conversation

Malice: Here ya go, Pops.
Dice: Oh, Malice! There y'are. That's my daughter for ya! Alrighty, time to hit 'em up!
Malice: Good grief... You better win. You better or else.
Dice: Of course! Malice, if there's anything ya might want, do tell ya Pops. I do my best if I know what I'm fighting for!
Malice: Yeah, gotcha.
Dice: Well then, I'm going for a match!
Malice: Hm? Already?
Dice: Yeah... I just thought of a new gameplan, y'know! I'm itching to test it out.
Malice: ...What now?
Dice: See ya! Ya better look forward to it!
Malice: Goddammit, Pops! ...Seriously, you'd better not lose again...

Second conversation

Malice: What I want... Hmm. Nothing in particular, I guess. Hm? Is that... Pops?
Dice: Sniff... Malice... I'm a no-good washout...
Malice: Sigh. So, how much did ya lose?
Dice: ...Everything.
Malice: Again?
Dice: I'm ashamed. It was all going well, and then...
Malice: Things got serious?
Dice: That's right! I knew you'd understand.
Malice: I wish I couldn't, actually.
Dice: Haha, I raised you into such a good girl! Oh, that's right! Did ya figure out what ya want?
Malice: Oh, you asked me that, huh. I gave it some thought, but... Nope, I got nothing.
Dice: Hm, I see...
Malice: ...Alright. Well, I'll go get money. Wait for me, Pops.
Dice: Oh, yeah.
(Malice leaves)
Dice: ...Malice...

Third conversation

Malice: Here ya go, Pops. Here's what I earned.
Dice: Oh, Malice. Whoa, ya sure got a lot... Thanks, kiddo.
Malice: Hm? What's with the funny face, Pops? Something happen?
Dice: Uh, n-no. It's nothing. You and I know I don't ever win, so giving me yer money is a waste. Ayup... I'm worthless.
Malice: Oi, now you're just acting weird. Get it together, Pops.
Dice: Naw, th-this ain't weird. What's weird is how I keep going back to gambling even when I lose.
Malice: ...What, you wanna stop now?
Dice: Are ya kidding me?
Malice: Then, stop getting all sappy on me. Gee, Pops, there ain't a thing you like more, is there?
Dice: Yeah.
Malice: ... That's right, Pops. I figured out what I want.
Dice: Oh, what is it? Let yer Pops know.
Malice: I want my old Pops back. If you keep acting like this, I think I'll go crazy myself. ...Well? Whadya reckon, Pops?
Dice: ...Wahahaha!! Leave it to me!
Malice: I see. Then all is good.
Dice: Alright, then I'm going. It feels like... I'mma win today.
Malice: I'm coming with you today. Not that I know how it all works.
Dice: Oh, do come! If yer with me, it'll be like bringing the goddess of fortune with me.